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UNREQUITED LOVE by usagistu UNREQUITED LOVE by usagistu
AHHAAhh...

This one took longer then it should have thanks to my new Kitty, BOOTS who does not like me to draw and really doesn't like me on the computer. So this was worked on during her naps. There are things I like and don't like about it.

So here it is a new Drabbles comic writen by :iconpearle:

Title: Unrequited Love
Word count: 100
Rating: C (G)
Characters: Severus/Hermione/Draco/Crabbe
Challenge: First line, ”"I've found true love," sighed Crabbe.”


"I've found true love," sighed Crabbe.

“What? Who?” Draco hissed. They were at yet another Ministry ball.

Crabbe stood wide-eyed as Professor Snape danced by twirling a laughing Hermione. “He doesn’t know how I feel,” he whispered.

“Snape? Are you out of your mind?” It was bad enough that Snape announced his engagement to Granger after the final battle, but Crabbe and Snape? “Someone, obliviate me now.”

;Problems, Draco?”

Draco turned to face a smiling Hermione and a concerned looking Professor Snape. “No. Everything’s fine.”

Snape and Crabbe. Draco shuddered. On second thought, maybe Granger and Snape weren’t that bad.
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:icondracoz-sex-kitten:
Dracoz-Sex-Kitten Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013
I ship dramione...but...this was HILARIOUS.
I'm still in the process of dying of laughter...
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:iconmikasniper:
MikaSniper Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i love snape`s last face! so lol!
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:iconmorzanselvendaughter:
must fave
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:iconbarroluna08:
barroluna08 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
IT'S ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING CRABBE! (with molly weasley voice)
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:icondolimcfly:
DoliMcFly Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that bit when Crabbe thinks of Snape naked was so disturbing! Draco is right xD
Loved this.
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:iconjane-the-unknowing:
Jane-the-Unknowing Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Student Writer
I.. I'm going to go die in a hole now...
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:iconkira-rein:
Kira-rein Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2012
I have to barf now excuse me. This is great but a little disturbing. :puke:
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:iconrosediamund:
RoseDiamund Featured By Owner Jun 11, 2012  Student
Ha! Omigod I laughed out loud when I read this. Oh, Crabbe.
Keep up the good work!
{Rose Diamund}
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:iconakakyoak:
Akakyoak Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Ok, Draco! OBLIVIATE!
Ok, this was awesome.
Snermione!
Crabbe and his disturbing thoughts!
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:iconlizzyluna:
Lizzyluna Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2012  Hobbyist
Draco is starting to appreciate his aunt Bellatrix only teaching him Occlumency. Brewed horror all the way.
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:iconhpmadness8:
hpmadness8 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012  Hobbyist
hahahahahaahahahahahaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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:icon2dluva:
2Dluva Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2011  Student Digital Artist
i just died inside and then got rebirthed by uncontrolable laughter
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:iconmandalynn252:
Mandalynn252 Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2011
take that anti-Snape/Hermione fans!!! There are much worse pairings out there >.<
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:iconsakirax:
SakiraX Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2011
OMG i'm so LOL !
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:iconsablack:
Sablack Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011
Yay! I love this one! I've seen this many times, and the more I see the more I giggle every time. Thank you!
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:iconmaladianocturna:
MaladiaNocturna Featured By Owner Aug 22, 2011
LOL
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:iconcursedwonderland:
CursedWonderland Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2011
:sarcasm:
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:iconcrazyashley:
crazyashley Featured By Owner May 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Everytime i look at this, i gag and laugh at the same time-which i didn't think was physically possible, but you've proved me wrong! just the thought of crabbe and snape-oh, just ick. this may be the first time i have to sympathize with draco...
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:iconusagistu:
usagistu Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
All credit goes to Preale. She has written a bunch of short HP SS/HG snippets that are very entertaining.
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:iconlotr1000:
lotr1000 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2011
OMG, Crabbe's vision of Snape... I burst out laughing :)
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:iconlady-manticore:
Lady-Manticore Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011
I'm gonna wake the whole apartment block, can't stop laughing!!1
:rofl:
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:iconwegedoorn:
Wegedoorn Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2011
Hilarious!
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:iconbeck4ever:
beck4ever Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010  Student Writer
Oh, Gawd, I died a little inside...XD
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:iconsuperawesomefoxyhot:
SuperAwesomeFoxyHot Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
No, Snape and Hermione as a couple still makes me want to puke.
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:iconla-di-da-chan:
la-di-da-chan Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2010
*falls over laughing*
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:iconcrocky-wock:
Crocky-Wock Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
My lucky day! This is priceless, thanks!!!
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:iconminorea:
Minorea Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2010  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Ou this is so cute ^-^
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:iconweddersins:
weddersins Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010   Photographer
I love love love this! I needed a good laugh today. Draco's expression in the last panel is simply hysterical. Plus pictures of Severus & Hermione dancing will lighten my mood any day :)
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:iconmathildasdoubel:
MathildasDoubel Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2010
poor draco.^^"
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:iconnayomi15:
nayomi15 Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2009
:rofk: :rofl: :rofl: *cough* I`m speachless
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:iconchildrenofthegrave:
ChildrenoftheGrave Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2009
HA HA HA HA HA HA =)
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:iconfretz13:
FRETZ13 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2009   Photographer
*dies laughing* I was sad earlier but this put me in a great mood!
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:iconsnarry-freak-1:
snarry-freak-1 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009  Student Artist
thats how i think of snape 8shivers* so hotttt
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:iconangrenereg:
Angrenereg Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2009
Poor Draco :XD:
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:iconsusygans:
Susygans Featured By Owner May 21, 2009
That was hilarious!!!
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:iconeuratsa:
Euratsa Featured By Owner May 21, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
LOL!!
Crabbe! :XD:
Omg, it's hilarious XD
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:iconhdnlv:
hdnlv Featured By Owner Apr 18, 2009
LOL!!! disturbing but hilarious XD
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:iconbaneharts-ya:
Baneharts-ya Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009
wow that was so so good.
Love it.
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:iconadriiisnape:
AdriiiSnape Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2009
Lol! I love this! It's hilarious and adorable. I love the box where Snape and Hermione are dancing. Hermione looks so pretty and Snape looks HOT and SEXY. xD Haha. I'll have to read Pearle's drabble, then. Haha. Great job on this. ;D
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:icontutenloench:
Tutenloench Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
love it <3 so funny
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:iconleafonvsglaceon:
LeafonvsGlaceon Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
i love snapes face on the final pannel
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:icontalksyic:
Talksyic Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2009
That was... how can I put this without affecting your feelings too much... I LOVED IT!!! It made me laugh like and idiot! Thanks for putting this comedic genius up on the website.
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:iconusagistu:
usagistu Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks, and the real thanks should go to :iconpearle: Her little SS/HG stories inspire!
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:icongryffindor0slytherin:
Gryffindor0Slytherin Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2009  Hobbyist
Hahaha, i laugh everytime i look at this. Oh GOD!! Why must Crabbe have the same imagination as I? SEVERUSTOBIASSNAPEXHERMIONEJEANGRANGER 4EVR!!!
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:iconseverusloverforever:
severusloverforever Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2008
That made me smile.
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:iconsugar-xoxo:
sUgaR-xoxo Featured By Owner Nov 30, 2008
................*pfft* HAHAHAHAaaaaaaaaaaaa~ *cough* im done now....
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:iconsashahm:
Sashahm Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
lol, interesting.
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:iconbatella-ella-batty:
Batella-Ella-Batty Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2008
both disturbing and funny! :) loved it!
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:iconhermioneaseverus:
hermioneAseverus Featured By Owner Jun 2, 2008
lol!!!!!!!!! you make me laught!!!!!!!!very coooool
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Sunnygirllala Featured By Owner May 10, 2008
L.....M.....A....OOOOO
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