Well, it's been a while so here is a quickie but goodie.
This was a request from
for her ss/hg fan-fic called "Here Be Pirates" found here [link]
Story: Hermioneís lost and isnít sure how to get back. And why does that pirate look like a certain Potions Master? HG/SS.........My answer to the "Passionate Trousers" challenge by Betz on Wiktt. A bodice-ripper, literally! (One-shot)